1. Notes: 36 / 2 years ago  from firekraka (originally from thugluck-deactivated20120204)

    “Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew” aka how not to get laid.

    firekraka:

    AMENNNNNNNNNN! stupidest blog ever. The guy who wrote this obviously doesn’t care about the girls he dates. &  it’s sad bc he represents the majority of the male population that I want nothing to do with - selfish, arrogant, lazy DOUCHE BAGS

    papiineek:

    Guys seriously? This is the biggest crock of no game shit i’ve ever seen in my life. Allow me to review this:

    alexleon:

    beninnewyork:

    mariannita:

    blackxenergy:

    eatsleepwrite:

    epiceli:

    1. Sometimes we just don’t want to talk. Don’t take it personally. Leaving a girl feeling stupid is not smart. They aren’t your current problem.


    2. We notice other women because we are men and we are alive. This does not mean we’re planning to dump you and jump them.

    It’ll put you on your good side with your girl.

    3. Our favorite T-shirts are not “disgraceful.” They show our loyalty to our college, our favorite sports team, our favorite beer, our favorite vacation or number 23. First of many unencountered situations mentioned in this list. Most questions will refer to #3 for many men except the the douche who wrote this.
    4. Helpless is not cute. Opinion. douche statement.
    5. Get to the point. If referring to a long story. Sure refine details. But when said girl is sad, take your time.
    6. Understand that men are single-minded and can only do one thing at a time. Truth. So don’t talk to us while we’re doing something. Douche bag move. We will either ignore you (by accident), because we don’t hear you or we’ll screw up what we’re doing because you’ve distracted us. … Lets be real. Its watching tv. Everything has interruption ability minus surgery.
    6. Interrupt us if something is on fire, if someone needs immediate medical attention, if Pamela Lee is on TV or if there is an emergency that needs a hero. Douche reason.
    7. You can’t complain that there are no good guys around while some of us are still single. Truth. 1-7 ish.
    8. If you ask us, “Do you think she’s prettier then me?” we just might say, “Yes.” Then what are you going to do? Refer to title. You have no game with this line.
    9. Don’t expect even a great relationship with us to solve all your problems. Just because we love you, doesn’t mean your cellulite, your credit card debt or your bad mood will disappear. This almost made sense.
    10. We would not wear high heels to impress you. Because its gay if we do. “Ohhhh”. Other than that, wear them sexy things. You look hot in ‘em.

    11. Breathe occasionally so we can get a word in. This guy dated some annoying bitch apparently. Most of you arent.
    12. For us, driving is not just a means of going from point A to point B. It’s an opportunity to control a couple of tons of steel. LMFAO this has to be the biggest tool statement on the entire list. TONS OF STEEL THAT YOU THE OTHER GENDER WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE LIKE US. shuuuutupp.


    13. If you want us to notice something, help us out by saying something like, “I went to the beauty shop today.” Semi truth. Missing something happens. But subconsciously we notice. We’re hornyier. Hinting means we arent paying attention. For sureee.
    14. If you have to have a cat, at least don’t call him “Mister” anything. LOL
    15. Hide the self help books when we come over. They make us nervous. Lmao this guys x is awkward.
    16. We need to vegetate. Truth for certain occaissions.
    17. We don’t go shopping. When we need something, we buy it. Complete truth.
    18. We believe our bodily functions are perfectly normal and, at times, quite amusing. We do. But girls are girls. Your telling me girls are going to read that and say, “LOL OKAY I LUB FARTS”
    19. We don’t believe you when you say money isn’t important to you. Truth for now. Your parents keep you funded. Later in life, if you mean you dont plan on worrying about it, I’d believe that.
    20. When we see pictures of Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones we feel proud and happy to be men. We don’t care if it’s not fair. mm? what?
    21. It’s not that we don’t want to make you happy, it’s just that sometimes, we don’t know how. This means you have no game. No creativity. Think of something man.
    22. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down. shrug.
    23. If it itches, it will be scratched. I have to stand by this. We have itchy shit.
    24. If you ask a question you don’t really want an answer to, expect an answer you didn’t want to hear. This is a listening problem. Dude just hear her out, and shutup. Say you okay? (or variations of that) Then its all good.
    25. Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it. This implies they think about us 24/7. Douche statement. Its just the obvious.
    26. Don’t ask us what were thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss topis such as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. LMAOOO if your thinking about naval lint, your a cool dude.. But i get the point. Sometimes we like stuff you dont like. Just dont hate on it?
    27. Sundays equals sports. Period. I’m not going to speak for most guys on this.
    28. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. Beer is chillin.
    29. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. Truth. Try sweat pants for example. You look good in them. grab grab grab :)
    30. You have enough clothes. Lol dont just be stressed about having expensive stuff. Its really okay.
    31. You have too many shoes. Word. but who cares, carry on.
    32. Crying is blackmail. This guy gets pissed off too much.

    Guys—- how much of this is true? lol

    This is mostly true.

    agree most of it is true …. fiancee says some…. i disagree

    I got bored finishing it. This is mostly such crap.

    well the really personal ones where you couldnt relate to or didnt know what he was reffering to were not true just because it was said to make a point to said girl. but the ones i found the most truth in were those that involved women’s self consciousness. like for example: girl has pimple (bump) under skin that you cant see. girl pops pimple. pimple scabs with big blemish. girl decides to hide the blemish with makeup.

    What i say to that is fuck the makeup. first of all leave your face alone the pimple couldve possibly cleared without having to have touched it, and by putting makeup on it you’re making it worse and not allowing for it to properly clear. now why was the makeup gunna go on? because said girl thought it would make her look prettier to cover the blemish…WRONG.  word of fact. any guy in this world was born with the ability to see a covered pimple or blemish. so dont cover it. nothing looks worse than seeing dried cracked up makeup on a blemish. so why is it better to just not put anything on it??? because guys understand. you popped a pimple…big fucking deal we do it too and we dont have shit like makeup to cover it up…wear it like a medal and have some self confidence. that is much more impressive.

    sooooo conclusion is any one of his “rules” that could relate to the example i gave i guess without the deushness had some truth.

    oh and i disagree when he mentioned anything about communication…guys should listen period…-_- even when its that time of the month.

  2. Notes

    1. 1dering reblogged this from sexconoisseur
    2. doubleds reblogged this from firekraka and added:
      well the really personal ones where you couldnt relate to or didnt know what he was reffering to were not true just...
    3. firekraka reblogged this from papiineek and added:
      AMENNNNNNNNNN! stupidest blog ever. The guy who wrote this obviously doesn’t care about
    4. papiineek reblogged this from alexleon and added:
      Guys seriously? This is the biggest crock of no game shit i’ve ever seen in my life. Allow me to review this:
    5. alexleon reblogged this from beninnewyork and added:
      I agree most of it is true… fiancee thinks some… i disagree
    6. beninnewyork reblogged this from fyeareska and added:
      This is mostly true.
    7. fyeareska reblogged this from blackxenergy and added:
      Guys—- how much of this is true? lol
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    13. jasonkon reblogged this from sexconoisseur and added:
      1. Sometimes we just don’t want to talk. Don’t take it personally. 2. We notice other women because we are men and we...
    14. hollywoodhabit reblogged this from sexconoisseur and added:
      I think that if all of my exgirlfriends read this our relationship would have lasted longer. Well, probably not, since...
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